Thursday, July 23, 2015

MORE FOOD PORN

 wild caught, cajun halibut fish tacos.  
lightly acv'd cabbage
limes
homemade lemon cream sauce
raw goat crumbled cheese 
gmo free corn tortillas 
(all corn is chocked FULL of gmo's...  its hard to find these, but i manage)
store-bought salsa (too lazy to make my own)

mmmmm.  one of my favorite meals, hands down


filters. and a cat.


i'm all out of order, here.  i think i was 29 weeks, at this point???  this was about the time i was REALLY starting to grow and "feel" pregnant.  that gray mass under my belly, lower right corner?  thats leilani.  our 3 year old, 20lb kitty.  okay, she's only 18lbs.  close enough.  licking her side, of course.  
PHOTOBOMB.

food pornography, as the kids say

a weekend staple in our home.

bagels and wild caught lox with everything bagels, herbed cream cheese, capers, red onions, fresh cracked pepper, and pink salt.

bang bang


fireworks

so, our UPS guy, who happens to be from michigan, asked me if we're watching the fireworks from our balcony tonight (thursday, 4/02).  our balcony?  no, its thursday, why would they have them tonight and why would they be from our balcony?  city tradition, apparently, in the location across the creek, full view.  sweet!  so, your dad and i sit out on the balcony like we're living in the country or the hood and people watch.  everyone has their family in tote, lawn chairs, coolers, sparklers flying around...  i start thinking about what takes to tote a family.  and its a lot.  am i that organized?  will i be able to juggle all of the things that i see parents juggle?  time will tell.  the area across the way, quickly, becomes full of cars.  its such a nice little spot we have directly in front of the creek.  i love that creek.  there is a step that breaks the flow directly in front of our place and its gorgeous.  when we first moved here, your dad and i bought aqua socks and would creek walk ALL THE TIME.  a fantastic memory and thing to do.  then, BOOM.  the rain and thunder kick in and are relentless.  lightning is filling the sky with glorious blue bolts and families are running, not walking, back to their vehicles.  guess no fireworks tonight!  we sit and watch for a bit as the chaos ensues.  i start to worry about people getting struck, but then things get worse, so we decide to go in.  no fireworks tonight...  but, in typical colorado-style, the rain soon lets up.  9:15p rolls around and BOOM!  we either just got bombed or its on with the show! 


 
 you can see the rain on our balcony railing
  


this looks like a butterfly or bug of some sort


 alien craft 


 snow cones


 
not very pretty, but very loud.  and the top of your fathers shiny head.


in your moms typical fashion, i worried about the environment and the birds and if you were scared in my tummy.  the cats ran and didnt come out for a bit.  leilani was even scared the next day...  walking slowly to the door and looking around...  she's a sweet bear and little more sensitive than i thought.  she certainly doesnt care about the vacuum cleaner!  i just babied her a bit through the weekend and she was fine.  

we all know i have mixed feelings about the military and how this country came to be through lots of bloodshed, war, and lies.  but, cheers to the people that knew no different and considered themselves fighting for a worthy cause, even if it meant killing and murder to obtain, what we call, freedom.  are we truly free?  of course not, but that's for another day.



31 weeks

Golden Shower

so...  i peed on my cat.

oakley.  the black and white guy who is 15 and getting really senile and skinny?  yep.  i peed on him.  see, i have this fetish...  JUST KIDDING.  but, i did pee on him.  by accident.  i never planned to tell a single soul in this world, but i couldnt stop laughing when it happened and just dont care about embarrassing things any longer (the joys of growing up).  i'm pregnant, as we know, and my uterus is slightly tilted.

so, i wake up at 3am, per usual, to use the restroom (every two hours, folks, every.  two.  hours.), and oakley follows me in (always - bathroom cat party!!!), i pat him on the head, in my tired stupor, thinking about why i was just dreaming up a storm (was it the bowl of raisin nut bran that i ate?  maybe the half pint of coconut, walnut, carmel swirl ice cream? - I'M PREGNANT, OKAY?!?), have a seat while staring back at my cat, wondering why they like to hang out in the bathroom with you so much....  when he, suddenly, JUMPS-UP in the air and runs to the other corner of bathroom while sniffing his side...  what just happened?  i look down and realize there are pee sprinkles on the seat.

i peed on him.

i, straight up, peed on my cat just now.

i realized that i had been so tired that, i didnt sit forward like i normally do since my uterus is tilted a bit, and it shot straight out, the wrong way, out onto my cat.  ug (or ugh, as proper grammar would say).  instant giggles.  my cat is still wondering what the hell just happened to himself, as he looks around everywhere...  he's senile...  and i clean up the mess i just made while sleep walking.  i wipe off his side with a washcloth and fall back in bed, wondering what other crazy things will happen to me while pregnant.

"give me some of that pee pee, give me some of that poo poo..." - dave chappelle show.